Cuando pienso es que la estoy cagando

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A series of small victories and large defeats.
From Schland, currently breathing in Madrid, España.
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«I mean, it's life. Lower your expectations.»

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spockisinthetardis:

titleknown:

Tumblr, may I offer you a pug in this trying time?

oh my g od

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lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

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bobbyhellstrom:

leandraholmes:

We have a great saying in German when people are saying or doing something stupid: 

"Herr, wirf Hirn vom Himmel!"

"Lord, throw some brains from the heavens." 

fave follow-up: "oder Steine, Hauptsache er trifft." - "or stones as long as he hits the mark"

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1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

it would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

there’s the hufflepuff

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thatwritinglife:

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this

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the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

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brimerica:

French memes are all the same.

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stella-stardust:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

Brilliant! *.*