Cuando pienso es que la estoy cagando

A series of small victories and large defeats.
From Schland, currently breathing in Madrid, España.

«I mean, it's life. Lower your expectations.»

Nothing I post is mine, unless stated otherwise.


Portugal - Portugal
Spain - Espainia
France - Frantzia
Andorra - Andorra
Italy - Italia
Greece - Grezia
Cyprus - Zipre
Malta - Malta
UK - Erresuma batua
Ireland - Irlanda
Germany - Alemania
Liechtenstein - Liechtenstein
San Marino - San Marino
Austria - Austria
Hungary - Hungaria
Switzerland - Suitza
Czech Republic - Txekia
Slovakia - Eslovakia
Slovenia - Eslovenia
Macedonia - Mazedonia
Croatia - Kroazia
Albania - Albania
Bosnia - Herzegovina - Bosnia - Herzegovina
Montenegro - Montenegro
Serbia - Serbia
Luxembourg - Luxenburgo
Netherlands - Herbeherak
Belgium - Belgika
Iceland - Islandia
Denmark - Danimarka
Sweden - Suedia
Norway - Norvegia
Finland - Finlandia
Estonia - Estonia
Latvia - Letonia
Lithuania - Lituania
Rusia - Errusia
Ukraine - Ukraina
Poland - Polonia
Bulgaria - Bulgaria
Belarus - Bielorrusia
Romania - Errumania
Moldova - Moldavia
Georgia - Georgia

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The importance of consent: a narrative.

I will forever reblog this gifset.

look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.

fire cannot kill a dragon.

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This is Duolingo, a language-learning website/app that deserves some serious recognition. It offers over 10 languages for English speakers, as well as courses for non-English speakers around the world, and they’re in the process of adding more. 

But wait, I don’t want to do any more schoolwork! Not to worry little one, Duolingo is actually more like a game. You can compete with friends, and earn “lingots” (which are basically Duolingo money) to buy power-ups, extra activities, and bonus skills - like Flirting.


I’m already taking a language, what do I need this for? 

It’s not really a secret that most school language courses (in America, anyway) suck and only teach you to speak the language at about a third grader’s level. Which is why Duolingo is so freaking awesome.

Teachers can’t give every student individualized attention, but Duolingo can. If you’re not learning the way you want to or as much as you want to in the classroom, Duolingo is a really great resource. It’s easy, tailored to you, and really effective.


Duolingo tracks your progress and reminds you when you haven’t studied for a while or need a refresher on something. Already semi-fluent in a language? No problem, just take a shortcut to more advanced subjects or test out of the lesson. 

The lessons start with the basics (he, she, hello, thank you, etc) and move up to harder stuff. Duolingo focuses on vocabulary first, so you can learn the language and then the grammar that goes with it - much simpler than the system most schools use. It also tracks the number of words you’ve learned and how well you know them.


And you don’t even have to write out the flashcards!

Duolingo is perfect for reviewing everything you forgot over the summer or giving you the extra help you need. And if you’re trying to learn a language on your own, it’s fantastic - you don’t have to create your own lessons. Whether you’re trying to learn your second, third, or fifth language, I seriously recommend Duolingo.

Okay, what else?

Duolingo also has discussion boards, where you can ask for help with a hard lesson, make new friends, watch for updates, and share your achievements.

Even better is the Immersion feature. It won’t send you to Spain or France, but it’s pretty awesome. Duolingo takes real articles from the internet, which users translate. You can translate articles from your native language into the language you’re learning or vice versa, which gives you more experience and makes the Internet more universal.

You can suggest new languages and track Duolingo’s progress in creating new courses. Bilinguals (older than 13) can help to create these courses. Duolingo has a long list of courses that can be contributed to, like Punjabi, Hebrew, and Vietnamese. Oh, and Dothraki, Klingon, Sindarin, and Esperanto.

And the best part? IT’S COMPLETELY FREE. 

If you love languages or just want to pass French class this year, USE DUOLINGO. Download the app and practice a language while you wait for the bus instead of playing Angry Birds!

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So I started learning Dutch on duolingo which only exists in English and later I found myself thinking to myself in English about Dutch words, I was wondering how to say daughter in Dutch and thought, is it tochter? Yes I think it is tochter, that sounds like it could mean daughter and the word rings some bell in my head and two minutes later I realized that tochter is the word for daughter in my fucking mother tongue

Asker Anonymous Asks:
why'd you spell though 'tho'? just add the last three letters!!
wennedenkstisehzuspaet wennedenkstisehzuspaet Said:




"boy i’m in a great mood!"

"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."

The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.


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