Cuando pienso es que la estoy cagando

Bernadette (Börni), 23, from Schland, but currently working as a profe de Deutsch in Madrid, Spain.
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You can't have the sweet with no sour.

Nothing I post is mine, unless stated otherwise.

Vogel im TV sagt, Reus wechselt nach Madrid im Sommer.
Zeitung (vermutlich einfach auf den Zug aufspringend) sagt, Reus wechselt nach Barcelona im Sommer.
Beide berufen sich dabei auf die Klausel, die erst 2015 gilt.
Isses denn zuviel verlangt, vorher die Fakten zu googlen, bevor man solche Verbaldiarrhö verbreitet, damit das Ganze wenigstens ansatzweise kohärent erscheint?

speutschlish:

Prepositions in French!

Thank you to tesdefonceoutesgay for the help correcting it!

See preposiciones en español here.

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guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

(via bruchteil-einer-sekunde)

the-sexylosers-club:

mcpeace323:

Stretch marks? 

You mean sick ass lightning tattoos 

Best description I’ve ever heard

(via lovelyborussia)

I love sarcastic people with high vocabularies

cyberblogging:

do you ever just think about someone and immediately get really happy because their mere existence is a source of joy to you

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shippery:

FACING YOUR ANXIETIES IS A VERY GOOD WAY TO OVERCOME THEM BUT BEING FORCED INTO FACING THEM IS USUALLY NOT GOING TO HELP AT ALL

(via muscle-memory)

I thought there was no bigger culé than me until I met Xavi. He belongs to Barça more even than the crest does!
Marc Bartra (via cescsdonut)

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