Cuando pienso es que la estoy cagando

Bernadette (Börni), 23, from Schland, but currently working as a profe de Deutsch in Madrid, Spain.

You can't have the sweet with no sour.

Nothing I post is mine, unless stated otherwise.


Algunas frases que nos comparte tumblr en el día de la tierra.

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I’m always fascinated in seeing this type of creativity. It’s like how did they even begin to think of something this dope. Blows my mind.

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Apple juice is just apple blood. Or apple pee. Whichever floats your fancy. 

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do you ever just want to listen to the same song for a week or maybe two

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Depression is an inability to construct a future.”

Side Effects (2013) dir. Steven Soderbergh

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There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

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  • Rest of the World: Kilometers
  • America: No
  • Rest of the World: Celsius
  • America: No
  • Rest of the World: Daylight savings was last week
  • America: NO
  • Rest of the World: day month year
  • America: No
  • Rest of the World: drives on right side of the street
  • America: HELL YESSSS
  • UK: wait


french weed joke:


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