User’s guide

Things you shouldn’t not like when planning to follow this blog

Football.
If you love at least one of the following or don’t love them but aren’t a drama queen, I warmly invite you to stay here and lov-, eh, follow me:
Borussia Dortmund
F.C. Barcelona (primer i segon equip)
The German NT
Some pinches of Bojan and Mario Gomez
Traces of la Roja
Oh, and I like Álvaro Vázquez more than a good culé should. I’m sorry.
No, I’m not.

Languages and linguistics.
Expect some incomprehensible rants and linguistic jokes once in a while.
And if you are learning and have questions about one of the languages mentioned in my info, feel free to ask. Playing the smartass is one of my hobbies. ;)

Animals.
Because life and blogs can’t be too fluffy.

Random stuff.
Funny/wise/weird/nothing but the truth/so dumb it hurts
Notable = quotable.