February 2012
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That song you always skip on your playlist but...
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Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
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Try to gain weight
Fail
Find clothes in size XXS
Buy and decide to act like you enjoy being ridiculously skinny
…
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lordmoudemort:
being a football fan should come with life insurance omfg
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What happened to the dash…? D:
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I just talked to my mom on the phone. First she ranted about how much BVB’s match drove she crazy this weekend and how much she dislikes Bayern and Schalke and then she told me about one of her colleagues who tried to talk about football today. “She said: ‘Barça’s coach? Isn’t that this Mourinho guy?’ and I replied: ‘Are you crazy? You shouldn’t say...
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Klar, wir wären auch frustriert, gegen eine Mannschaft ohne Stürmer zu...
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Nach der fiesen Verletzung einer dieser Bender-Drillinge (Lars? Sven? Manfred?)...
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034. I don't have a driving licence (and so far...
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Me: this is the worst day of my life I'm going to vomit I hate myself and the world I hope I die everything sucks
Me one day later: I am so happy everything is perfect I love everyone I have ever met let's dance
sel-is-bornthisway asked: ▲
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“Ich kann sehr gut Mitmenschen umgehen”
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Kein Grund zu bleiben ist ein guter Grund zu...
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English-speaker: Ooh, speak French to me baby.
French-speaker: Ta mere est une vache, et je foutais ta salope d'une soeur la nuit dernière.
English-speaker: Oh, you're such a romantic!
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